Condensed Soup: Hairy Situation on Jersey Shore

Now that Jersey Shore has catapulted Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and The Situation to astonishing heights of show biz success—nice going America!—you'd think the fun-loving guidos wouldn't have to get real jobs. Think again. In the world of reality TV, the gang is forced to work menial gigs to pay the rent. In Pauly's case, that means confronting the horror of wedging his shellacked coif into a hair net. Yo, who put that into the script?!