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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Justin Bieber on Vanity Fair: I'm Good Looking

The February 2011 cover features Justin Bieber rocking a Hilary Swank look, covered in lipstick marks and an inset blurb point out that he is 16, has gobs of cash and is the porn equivalent to tweens on Youtube.


What they should have emblazoned on the front is a pic of Bieber healing the blind with a wink and smiting drug dealers by blowing kisses while doves circled his head creating a virgin white halo. Justin’s mother gets her two cents on during the interview and claims God told her to go forth and famewhore.

Justin’s mommy on her belief that God’s Gift to the World isn’t peace or a cure for cancer…it’s The Bieber: “Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, tells Robinson that, after a personal encounter with God, she believes that she and Justin have been put on Earth to bring light and inspiration to the world.

Justin on being the Lord Byron of bubble gum pop: “I’m crazy, I’m nuts,” Justin Bieber tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson. “Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently—my mind is always racing. I’m just … nuts. But I think the best [musicians] probably are.”

Justin on being the Fairest in the Land – “Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I’m good-looking, right?”
Justin on knowing that girls will sell kidney’s dump their boyfriends to see him sing: “For younger guys, it’s like [they think] they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll [change], I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”